Movie Quotes Much?

Decided to do a blog post about something other than scrapbooking. So, another of my favourite things. :) Movie quotes.
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"Bizu: [referring to Gluant] "And now he's pushing up the daisies."
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: "He is not 'pushing up the daisies,' he is DEAD!"
Bizu: [glares] "It's an idiom!"
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: "You, sir, are the idiom." - The Pink Panther
Ponton: He was just found dead in a training facility locker room. Shot in the head.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Was it fatal?
Ponton: Yes.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: How fatal?
Ponton: Um, completely.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: I want to talk to him now! -The Pink Panther
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What is this? A centre for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?  -Zoolander
Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.-Zoolander
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Shh! We're hiding. Be quiet everyone. Including me... Shh! Who's making that noise? Oh, it's me again... - Madagascar
Melman: Hey! Hey, you guys! That room has some nifty little sinks we can wash up in, and look!
[Takes urinal cake out of mouth]
Melman: Free mints!-Madagascar
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Alex: And I'm sure you won't mind when I tell you...
Marty: What? Tell me what?
Alex: I broke your iPod!
Marty: What?
Alex: The buttons were so small! It made me mad!
Marty: The horror!
Alex: It was an accident!
Marty: I'm gonna kill you!   -Madagascar 2
Stop him! He's carrying scissors and hand cream!-Madagascar 2
This is first class. Nothing personal. It's just that we're better than you. -Madagascar 2
The friendly Gods eat up the sacrifice... Mmm very nice, thank you for that sacrifice... Please have another sacrifice! No No I've had enough for today... "Look I will be very insulted if you dont have another sacrifice!" "I DONT WANT ANOTHER SACRIFICE OK!?!?" "Look at you, you look skinny!" "No, I said I've had enough, now clear off. :Madagascar 2
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Nacho: Chancho. When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun. -Nacho Libre

But my life is good! Really good! I get to wake up every morning, at 5AM, and make some soup! It's the best. I love it. I get to lay in a bed, all by myself, all of my life! That's fantastic! Go. Go away! Read some books! -Nacho Libre

Nacho: Those guys were a couple of wussies, eh?
Esqueleto: They scalped my hairs, okay? I look hideous. And you gave them permission to hurt me like this -Nacho Libre

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Brick Tamland: I love... carpet.
Brick Tamland: I love... desk.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?
Brick Tamland: I love lamp.
Ron Burgundy: Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?
Brick Tamland: I love lamp. I love lamp. -Anchorman

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Bill: Ted, while I agree that, in time, our band will be most triumphant. The truth is, Wyld Stallyns will never be a super band until we have Eddie Van Halen on guitar.
Ted: Yes, Bill. But, I do not believe we will get Eddie Van Halen until we have a triumphant video.
Bill: Ted, it's pointless to have a triumphant video before we even have decent instruments.
Ted: Well, how can we have decent instruments when we don't really even know how to play?
Bill: That is why we NEED Eddie Van Halen!
Ted: And THAT is why we need a triumphant video.
Bill, Ted: EXCELLENT! - Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

Grim Reaper: I believe Colonel Mustard did it in the study with the candlestick.
Dead Bill: Sorry, death, you lose! It was Professor Plum!
Grim Reaper: I said Plum!
Dead Ted: No way! You said Mustard! Can we go back now?
Grim Reaper: Uh, best three out of five!
Dead Ted: I don't believe this guy!  - Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey

This lovely lady is the Grim Reaper.  - Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey

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Whew! That is a very small portion of my favourite movie quotes...I'm thinking I'm going to do a quote a day or something instead of just big blocks of useless info. :)